Anyone who has been following these diaries might remember that I had pledged to eat 1 of the evil laxative Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears for every $5 that was donated to help the West Virginia Clean Water Hub, The Keeper of the Mountains Foundation and Aurora Lights distribute potable water and sanitary supplies to folks in the 9 counties effected by the Freedom Industries chemical spill on January 9th. Well, over the weekend I wolfed down 104–or $525 worth–of the Demon Shit Gummis and have survived to tell the tale!
Last week more than 20 volunteers with the West Virginia Clean Water Hub and Aurora Lights delivered over 1,000 gallons of water to West Virginians in need.
So, naturally you must be thinking that, since I’ve eaten the satanic gummis, this little fundraising thingy is over and West Virginia water tastes like it came out of a Brita filter…But…
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